The games have two things in common.
….Is that right? .__.
Love filled croquettes……
….because…..LOVE FILLED CROQUETTES!
Ass and titties matter.
Characters get paired with the most random things.
Alexei x falling giant blastia that kills him
Duke x squirrel
Luke x chickens
Raine x ruins
Sophie x crablettes
….or something like that.
(fact from people who pair characters with random stuff)
He shoots lasers out his eyebrows. PEW PEW!
(fact from talesofsaku)
Her peachy ass.
(fact from cherias-peachy-ass….I mean butt)
He uses a lot of women hair products.
She is the biggest lesbian ever for Estelle.
Almost everything he says sounds sexual to fangirls.
He’s so rude, that he’ll barge into your house. Even when you’re changing in your room. Even when you’re taking a shower.